What goes "zzub zzub"  - a bee flying backwards

What do you call a deer with no eyes! - No i-dea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? - still no idea!

What do you call a crab at Christmas? - Santa Claws?

Why did the old woman tie roller skates to he rocking chair? - So she could rock and roll!

How do you stop a skeleton from laughing? - Remove his funny bone!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party - Because he had nobody to go with!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? - To see his flatmate!

What do you call a sheep with no head or legs? - A cloud!

What do you get if you walk under a cow? - a pat on the head!